The Turds Collection: Dumb Sh*t

This hand painted poly resin figurine of Dumb Sh*t comes as thick as pig sh*t and complete with logbook and Turd handing tips…that are all spelt wrong!

Short Biography:

A miracle of natural de-selection, Dumb Sh*t is possibly the stupidest Turd that ever existed. At the tender age of 24 years old, Dumb is still sitting his finals at Turdville High School. But to be fair, it is only his 8th year of re-sh*ts.

However, Dumb is Turdville High School’s star shatball player. He’s fast with the ball, just like his hero, Forrest Dump. On the pitch, the pupils can be heard cheering him on, shouting, “Run, Dummy, Run!”
Standing 11cm tall, Dumbs favourite catchprase is “Jerry…Jerry…Jerry!”

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