Norman the Gnome

Meet Norman, he meets and greets your guests with a cheeky little line. Put him at the front door for a giggle and a good time!

With a friendly wave and a bright smile Norman greets your guests with all of the hospitality and warmth that they deserve with winning lines such as those below:

- Ooh! You’ve put on weight since your last visit!
- You again! You better do the dishes this time! We’re still cleaning up after your last visit!
- Hey your friends are here! They promise they won’t stay too long like last time!
- I’ve been instructed to allow only good looking people inside. So… yyyyyeah. Sorry!
- Please! Steal me away!! Wanna travel the world! I wanna see London… Hawaii… Cairo… sweet Paris!
- I wouldn’t go in there if I were you. The last people never came out.
- You sure you wanna go in there? These wierdos collect garden gnomes for cryin’ out loud!

Norman measures approximately 30cm tall and requires 2 AA batteries which are included.

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