Racing Grannies

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There's no doubt that those old wind-up chattering teeth are highly amusing – but they had to know that one day they'd be superseded by something newer. What they didn't count on, was being beaten by something older.

Yes – old is the new new! Racing Grannies are the new doddery darlings of the wind-up world! Designed for speed, bred to race - with killer instincts that could sniff out a pensioner discount at forty paces (very quick paces at that).

They come in pairs, complete with zimmer frames, house dresses and baskets – ready to take each other on in a race for the last bottle of blue-rinse. So cute, you could just pinch their little cheeks or spit on your hanky and wipe their face! They're great around the office to solve arguments, kill time or a great way to make a delivery when someone asks anyone got a paperclip?.

No longer just the butt of What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your undies? jokes – these Grannies are going to make you laugh in a whole new way!

Their adjustable arms can be placed in 'Stand Up' mode or bent to 'Race' mode for an instant Gran Prix. Just think, if you got a few sets and put them together it would be a Cardi-gras.

But enough of the cheap shots – grab yourself by the ear and order your twin-set of Racing Grannies now. You'll gain a whole new respect for your elders!

Specifications:

Racing Grannies are sold as a pair and are approximately 8 x 6 x 4 cm in size.

Recommended for ages 8+.

Please note: Not suitable for children under 3 due to small parts which may constitute a choking hazard.